May 2013
3 posts
Ohhh Man
I haven’t tumblred in like a year….but I’d like to come back…if I can….
January 2013
7 posts
Life as a Spinster
Tonight, I was invited to go to a party.
But
What am I doing instead?
I’m in my pajamas. Drinking wine. Watching football.
I am so happy with my life.
“I no longer need you to fuck me as hard
as I hate myself.
Make love to me...”
– Buddy Wakefield, We Were Emergencies (via wjtch)
December 2012
9 posts
“The loneliest people are the kindest. The saddest people smile the brightest....”
– Unknown (via tanhu)
“But I didn’t understand then. That I could hurt somebody so badly she would...”
– Haruki Murakami (via larmoyante)
Dear Roommate and Roommate's boyfriend,
You guys are literally the worst ever. Please, get out of her bed, and leave this place. You have a hotel room (also weird) and you can get internet there and just go.
I told you I cannot leave tonight. I do not want you here. You guys are gross and detestable. I know you’ve been together through a harrowing five whole months, and that’s fucking awesome but please. Be. Less. Lame....
November 2012
27 posts
A Haiku to Strep Throat
My throat is so sore
My tonsils were called pus-y
Tea isn’t helping.
“The loneliest moment in someone’s life is when they are watching their whole...”
– F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby (via onlinehannah)
“I’ve really tried to understand the Israelis. I used to work on a farm in...”
– Mohammed al-Khoudry a Palestinian farmer in Gaza. (via newsflick)
I despise everyone who keeps saying how great it is to be home, and who for the past week has persistently been talking about going home. I despise you all right now. Please be quiet.
Except you roommate. Go the fuck home. I don’t know when the last time you left our room was…why aren’t you going to class?!?
Yes.
I have always been the type of person who believes everyone has good in them. Give anyone enough time, and they’ll do the right thing. People are good at heart. This summer, I was the youngest member of my trip to Turkey. When I’d express views like this, try to mediate situations and look at the bright side, they realized that I honestly believed everyone was good. This shocked the...
Dear Roommate
You are in college.
You have not left our room all weekend.
You are lame. Be cooler.
Really though, I am confused by how you have been eating…
Sincerely, Me.
October 2012
12 posts
